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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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