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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

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