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The 1994 Mokokchung Massacre also referred to as Ayatai Mokokchung by the citizens of the town, took place on 27 December 1994, when forces of the 10th Assam Rifles and the 12th Maratha Light Infantry of the Indian Army raided upon civilian populace of Nagaland's Mokokchung.
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Clube de Futebol de Fão (abbreviated as CF Fão) is a Portuguese football club based in Fão, Esposende in the district of Braga.
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